Yo, 50 Cent-
Fiddy, I know I am just a white boy, but I totally have got your back. You have had that beef with Ja' Rule for so darn long, and now you are beefing with Fat Joe and Jadakiss and, like shit, The Game got dumped from G-UNIT. So, who has your back? I do, that's who.
Sure, I am not exactly knowledgeable in the use of firearms. Actually, to be honest, I have never even fired a gun, let alone busted a cap in a deserving fool. But, I assure you, I am a quick study.
Let's face it, the preponderance of your fan base is white, like me. So with me up there, watching your back, just think of how you will connect with the kids on the streets. No, not out on the streets of Jamaica, Queens. I think you have that covered. More like the streets of Newport Beach, California. Coincidently, I was born there. And if your entourage makes a stop in the vicinity, I could give directions, as I know the streets fairly well.
No need to buy any extra bulletproof vests, either. I have been hitting the gym rather often and am confident I could fit in one of your spares. That's right, 50, I am totally ripped now. If we go in 'da club and the stripping off of tshirts is required, I will not disappoint. Of course, with my pale skin a little baby oil or such will be needed to highlight my new found definition. Bet I could even score you some shorties, given the opportunity.
Please be aware that I have graduated from college and thus am entitled by dint of my education and experience to a higher base salary than many of, um, your associates. But it is an investment well made and will likely reap the benefits of improved safety, a new found level of comfort with your white fan base and of course, more white honeys. And isn't that why you wanted to be famous in the first place?
Word,
Craig Fairwether
Fiddy, I know I am just a white boy, but I totally have got your back. You have had that beef with Ja' Rule for so darn long, and now you are beefing with Fat Joe and Jadakiss and, like shit, The Game got dumped from G-UNIT. So, who has your back? I do, that's who.
Sure, I am not exactly knowledgeable in the use of firearms. Actually, to be honest, I have never even fired a gun, let alone busted a cap in a deserving fool. But, I assure you, I am a quick study.
Let's face it, the preponderance of your fan base is white, like me. So with me up there, watching your back, just think of how you will connect with the kids on the streets. No, not out on the streets of Jamaica, Queens. I think you have that covered. More like the streets of Newport Beach, California. Coincidently, I was born there. And if your entourage makes a stop in the vicinity, I could give directions, as I know the streets fairly well.
No need to buy any extra bulletproof vests, either. I have been hitting the gym rather often and am confident I could fit in one of your spares. That's right, 50, I am totally ripped now. If we go in 'da club and the stripping off of tshirts is required, I will not disappoint. Of course, with my pale skin a little baby oil or such will be needed to highlight my new found definition. Bet I could even score you some shorties, given the opportunity.
Please be aware that I have graduated from college and thus am entitled by dint of my education and experience to a higher base salary than many of, um, your associates. But it is an investment well made and will likely reap the benefits of improved safety, a new found level of comfort with your white fan base and of course, more white honeys. And isn't that why you wanted to be famous in the first place?
Word,
Craig Fairwether
